I had the most awkward interaction EVAR. I was waiting for the trolley after class and this dude I have never seen before comes up to me and says “Rachel?” I’m like WTF?! Who is this dude? He swore he met me before, but turns out that I look like his other friend named Rachel? That makes no sense. At all. I still don’t know how he knew my name… THEN he continued to hit on me and ask me if I wanted to see him play at open mic night?! DUDEWASWEARINGATRENCHCOAT! No.
I always get caught in the most bizarre situations. I think I attract weirdness somehow. I need to write a book. No jokes here.